Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 5, 2005

Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.

Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

Geeger

1. A tall and broad-shouldered woman. Obscenely large in stature, moral ineptitude, and character deficiency.
2. A woman of ill repute.
3. A woman with a towering, unflattering, and overbearing presence.

That's one big geeger right there - maybe dangle some meat in front of her and then throw it somwhere so she'll leave us alone.

by Mothergeeger January 15, 2010

Geeter Gak

Methanphetamine, speed, angel dust, crank, you know...that tweak shit.

"He's hooked on the geeter gak"

by Crakrjak November 16, 2003

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

geelers

adj. to extend gay feelers out to someone in a conversation to determine their sexual preference.

Kai: "Pride's this weekend! Should be fun!"
Tom (thinking) "He must be putting the geelers out on me. Hope my wife doesn't find out."

by jbckeelers69 July 6, 2010

Geezer Clone

Someones who really fucking unfunny.

Have you heard about this guy named John? Hes such a geezer clone.

by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020