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Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.
Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.
by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020
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Vietnam War government gaslighting

Is that what they are doing to me at work Patrick?
Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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We're Gaslighting You

Hym " 'Something-Something and Elisa didn't let him respond' Says Greta as I walk in. And 'We're gaslighting you' Says Rick. These are complete coincidences and the fact like things like this happen all time but don't report it or Christians will make up stories about Ghost and Inner Demons to try and undermine the completely legitimate claim that the people around me have collectivized to antagonize me for an undisclosed reason and it doesn't really matter what that reason is because they will just keep watching until they find one and then say 'See! That's why I was doing this thing I'm doing!' And you'll know that they are completely full of shit and they'll know their completely full of shit but it doesn't matter because as long as the Christians and the Jews aren't being antagonized then we don't have a problem, right? And then I murder and rape their kids and cut their eyes out because it's funny to me that they thought they were watching and/or that I wouldn't or don't have a right to retaliate in any way shape or form or I'm crazy!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Gazlighting

Verb: Gaz ˈlaɪtɪŋ

Gazlight-ed-ing
1. When an individual attempts to coerce sympathy or regret from a subject for aggravating an issue that was not known prior.
2. Exaggerating mild discomfort to the point of PTSD-adjacent trigger events, likening said experiences to traumatic events. In the service of garnering an apology.
"You should have seen what happened the other day. This girl was totally Gazlighting me!"
by RandomUser42069 August 9, 2021
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Ghastlighting

Hey, remember when you promised me your diamonds Steve?

Waaaaaa, no you're ghastlighting me!
by CornwallTCollingsly February 17, 2022
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GasNighting

GasNighting is farting under the covers and telling you’re partner it wasn’t you
Last night, Sheila kept on farting but denying it. She was frigging GasNighting me bro
by CountryToad March 7, 2022
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glasslighting

It's what wives to to their husbands when they fall asleep during a movie.
Nichole stop Glasslighting me, I know you were sleeping.
by IBeleiveinHarveyDent November 23, 2022
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