Gargantillow

A massive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. The pillow is massive and amazing. It dwindles the effectiveness of any man's cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. Often loved by preggos.

I don't need a man, I've got a gargantillow!

by TalkStory July 20, 2010

Gargantu-Queer

An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.

Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.

by We.Like.Vaginas December 28, 2011

gargantuan

One who is larger than they should be.
Having exessive body mass.

OMG look at that gargantuan over there, she could eat you in one bite.

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

gargantuin

huge, abundant, massive

Look at her butt man, GARGANTUIN!

by Dan Wendt February 12, 2006

garbanzo beaner

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

M-1 Garand

The rifle that the American army adopted in 1936. It was chambered in .30-06 (which is equivalent to 7.62). It was a clip fed rifle, each clip had 8 bullets and it had a distinctive sound when ammo ran out making a "pling". It was air cooled, shoulder fired like any other rifle at the time, and it had a semi automatic capability (it was possible to make it automatic, from Band of Brothers (book) ). It saw action in World War II and Korea until it was replaced by the M14, which is a Garand with a magazine.

When the U.S. joined the war the many looked at the M1 in awe.

Kraut:Damn the M1 pwns, I want one omg.

Johnny unloaded his M1 on the Japanese making the "pling".

by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard July 27, 2004

Garrasi

1. (n) A term used to describe a dullard that literally thinks it's perfectly fine and safe to leave electronic devices out and available to be stolen from his vehicle. A Garrasi may also me afraid of big rocks and small boulders. Indirectly related to the Beef Witted Applejohn.

2. (v) The literal act of commiting a senseless yet literally preventable crime.

1. (n) That dullard left his GPS in his car in literally the shittiest part of town. Way to pull a Garrasi.

2. (v) Yo, bro . . . I literally just Garrasi'd that mofo's GPS right outta his hoopty with this crazy ass boulder.

by Goat-Head October 19, 2009