rant-o-gram

An email typically sent by colleagues to one another that should really have had the benefit of 10 minutes calming down time before the send button has been clicked; the sort of email you would usually write to your internet provider complaining about their service, rather than your colleagues. This email is typically sent by someone who needs to vent and very often are sent before the sender reads the remaining thread in which their "concerns" are addressed.

"Just sent a rant-o-gram to those monkeys in HR. Not being paid for 3 months is really starting to affect my level of nutrition"
"We've all just been paid yesterday. Didn't you check your emails this morning?"
"That recall message function never works, does it?"

by Steven Buck May 15, 2008

Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

get that gram

taking a photo (or lots of photos) for the sole purpose of posting it later on Instagram.

*in the far distance a group of girls are posing for a camera* "get that gram girls!!"

by c00l man August 10, 2017

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“I got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.”

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Gramaduated

To finally not graduate but gramaduate from College after being in College for 6 years+, because you're an utter idiot who wasted their first 4 years doing keg stands mon-sun and would show up to class once a week to look like a college student when really you're just a registered retard.

Person # 1: "hey do you remember Travis"
Person # 2: "Haha yea where is he these days last time I heard he was still in college lol at 25"
Person # 1: "Haha yeah that Idiot finally gramaduated this past friday"

by KB2009 December 19, 2009

Geam

Boob I love you, your amazing.

Your doing great, we all love you

//your beautiful asshole

Omg Geam I love you

by Beautifulasshole January 15, 2020

Insta-Gram

When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

by Chubbalicious January 13, 2015