A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.
by Joe C March 29, 2005
by Fernando Valenzuela November 10, 2011
by Camille February 21, 2005
This work thing sucks bro…. let’s roll some swishers, head to the club and go full G. Gordon until Monday
by Bonk Monkey December 27, 2019
Gordon freeman from hlvrai's (halflife but the ai are selfaware) nickname from a liked character Benrey.
by mil0peeboy December 05, 2020
Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.
by asfhuahofi May 05, 2022