gibble gobble

a very intelligent man with a large dynamite penis, often has a lot of experience with hairy men. if you ever encounter a gibble gobble run the fuck away

random ass kid: maaaan that gibble gobble tried seducing me

by tree sucking cock master February 28, 2023

Ball gobble

The sexual act of sucking,licking,and kissing on a man's balls.

Hey girl, while you're down there, why don't you give these nuts a good ol fashion ball gobble!

by confuckus August 9, 2015

Stop and Gobble

Stopping at a rest-area to eat pre-packed food in a hurry.

During the holidays, my family went on a road trip in our new car. Bearing in mind the fact that we have a don't eat in the car rule, we stopped at a rest area to stop and gobble; in order to make it to Granny's house!

by 281hdj December 30, 2011

Gobble honker

The black and white bird that lives in your neighborhoods backyard.

My neighbor has two gobble honkers.

by Your_lesbian_friend April 23, 2021

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

gobble and go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

Example: Lesa loved to visit his office for a quick Gobble and Go.

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014