Girlfriend 

A person of the female gender of whom which you'd like to have sex with repeatedly and frequently, and tag along with during social hours.

Tom: Brad look, it's Emily!
Brad: Yea...
Tom: I hit that three times this week and we went to the movies twice!
Brad: Dude, that's your girlfriend now
Tom: OH NOOOO!!

Girlfriend by Twyst July 16, 2016

Girlfriend 

A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.

Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"

Girlfriend by Lumeelogan April 10, 2017

girlfriend 

A mythical creature many have, but you don't.

He has a fkin girlfriend?

girlfriend by The_Mazel_Tov December 8, 2016

Girlfriend 

Something you will never have.

Man I wish I had a girlfriend.

Girlfriend by Oni -chan April 19, 2018

Girlfriend 

Something that you will never ever EVER get.

I have a girlfriend and you don´t

Girlfriend by PussyChomper42069 May 3, 2022

Girlfriend 

Something you don't have

Hey do you have a girlfriend?
no

Girlfriend by 548794139-87-043 May 24, 2018

Girlfriend 

a very sexy female that you should love a lot

My girlfriend is so sexy!

Girlfriend by Anonymous Y July 7, 2019