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Geezer

An older person that gets frustrated and annoyed by technology and confusion in regard to new concepts and ways of understanding .
Mom: this Damn internet...
Me: don't be a geezer
by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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hollow geezer

by hollowgeezer September 27, 2020
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geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.
Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!
by ffokcuf March 30, 2025
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Geezer

Damm are you a geezer

Are you part of the geezers
by B bandzzz July 9, 2021
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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 13, 2021
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