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Magic: the Gathering

Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:
My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.

I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
by mistagorilla September 20, 2008
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Gaithersburg, MD

Crap-hole filled with lazy pregnant whores and Slim Shady wanna-be's. Every girl over the age of 16 either has a kid or is pregnant and every white boy thinks he's all gangsta.

Home of the laziest shit fucks to every grace God's good Earth. If you start a business here, you better outsource your labor or hire illegal immigrants, because these people are lazy, pot smoking, shit-birds.

You might think since all the women do is get pregnant, that it would be easy to get laid but these Gaithersburg women are two-baggers at best...really just some ugly tattooed fuck-ups. Save yourself the frustration and just shoot yourself in the head before moving to Gaithersburg.
I love Gaithersburg, MD...It's like living in a giant trailer park. - Bob Goldberg
by Bob the Hatchet May 31, 2011
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magic the gathering

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.
-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....
by Jenny April 15, 2005
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hunter gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory after that.
Need I say more about this deff?
by Chester January 11, 2005
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munter gathering

being muntered and trying to gather friends having lost them
OR
gathering munters in order to expell them
by anton+jo+taylor+sarsy+hattie January 14, 2004
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gaithersburg

gaithersburg is a small suburb in maryland for mostly poor people. you find mostly blacks and latino's. the high schools are full of shooting's and drugs. most people live in townhomes or apartments. places to go? mcdonalds,duh! your car? one of those shitty ones that have smoke comming out the back. most people who live there dont do well in school. even if you used to livve there and moved, you are scared for life.
Black guy: so you got anything to do?
Latino: smoke, drive around... or we could shoot people for fun!
Black guy: that will be fun, wont the cops bust us?
Latino: in Gaithersburg? NEVER! hahahaha
by Gburg April 29, 2005
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Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction
Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime
by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019
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