viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.

Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt

by DareTheDev April 17, 2013

Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

funeral for a friend

one of the many reasons why emo repels me. and for the poster who said old, wrinkly fudwanks, iggy pop is pretty old and wrinkly but he wipes the fucking floor with cunting ffaf.

classic rock and prog pisses on funeral for a friend.

by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004

Rose funeral

Rose funeral is a relatively new death metal band from the US, they have five members and currently one album (the resting sonata)

"i just bought the new album by rose funeral"

by derosgt February 22, 2009

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010