fucking fuck

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.

Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.

by Louis White January 4, 2008

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

woopty-fucking-doo

Int. An intense sarcastic reply to an idiotic exclamatory statement

1st Person- Dude I found two pennies in my pocket!

2nd Person- woopty-fucking-doo

by Mat n Cheese April 12, 2009

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Stupid Fucking Cunt

A very stupid person that really gets on your nerves.

That meth whore is a stupid fucking cunt.

by Dan4tn March 29, 2010

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Fucking Quacked

This phrase replaces many words and changes meaning in context; Can be used when someone is at a loss for words or wants to be ambiguous in their speech

Walking through the rain: "We're getting fucking quacked on right now!"
Person being ignored by their friend: "She's fucking quacking me!"
Person who is faded or drunk: "Bruh I'm so fucking quacked right now!"

by sexy t-rex April 3, 2019