Frumbl

A good friend, that excels every other friend of yours, but still doesn't quite reach your best friend's status.

A good friend of yours: "Am I your best friend?"
You: "No, but you're my frumbl"

by aggro_olli June 29, 2022

Peter Frampton's Late Night Special

When you are jerking-off late at night whilst listening to Peter Frampton's seminal live album "Frampton Comes Alive".

That extended talk-box solo in "Do You Feel Like We Do" really gets my rocks off when I'm taking in Peter Frampton's Late Night Special.

by generalgrizzle March 30, 2011

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010

Frimp

The tapered, pointy end of a long turd.

Dude, you've gotta come see this turd I just laid out -- that frimp is sharp enough to kill a vampire!

by HTSMetal October 20, 2014

frumped

To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.

Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!

by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpfra

The inner part of your elbow. Also known as an elbow crack.

Why the hell did you lick my frumpfra?

by Bloodstainedsilk January 14, 2009