Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Aqua Floss

When you spread your butt cheeks wide open while in the shower to let the water run down your ass crack and wash out any chunks of shit that may have accumulated throughout the day.

My dingleberries were so thick I had to go home and aqua floss.

by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Frassed

The superlative of being Tired, fatigued, fucked, shattered, ill , hung-over.

(Toni see's man on floor paralyetic in a puddle of his own ectoplasm)

Toni: " That man is FRASSED"

by TheLifestyle November 29, 2010

Mexican dental floss

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.

Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!

by jac3 May 17, 2008

Penis Floss

1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*

* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.

Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"

Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man February 15, 2010

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 4, 2004

butt flossing

To take someone's pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean ass with it. Then turn the case back to normal and return. Then the user must smell your shit unknowingly. Normally this action is done in revenge and doesn't have to be done with a pillow necessarily. T-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing

Me: Last night i was butt flossing my room mate, keaton's, pillow.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.

by the flosser November 20, 2009