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France

A country in Western Europe that remains a world leader, despite what some think.

Much maligned by other cultures, especially the American and British people: in the latter case, for a historical rivalry over French territory that remained until the sixteenth century, while in the former, for French DOS (denial of support) in the War on Terror. Americans often miss the fact that French troops are right now in Afghanistan, which - last I checked - was part of the War on Terror.

Americans also tend to forget, aside from the Statue of Liberty and ninety percent of the gunpowder and ammunition used in the American Revolution, not to mention that the British first surrendered to Rochambeau and not to Washington, that without the French Paul Revere wouldn't have existed (French father), nor would there actually be an United States beyond the Mississippi River. Nor, in fact, would there exist the tactics utilized during the Civil War (written by a French general).

Americans who lambast France have not yet quite realized that, unlike America, France has been invaded several times over the course of its history, and yet has maintained most of its culture intact. French soldiers were the first to charge into the German trenches in World War I, and without their bravery there wouldn't have been the stalemate that lost the war for Germany. In fact, the top Allied fighter ace for that war, for you Eddie Rickenbacker fans, was French. In World War II, more French soldiers left Dunkirk and Ostend than British Empire soldiers, and it was largely thanks to the French Resistance that D-Day was prepared. Plus, more French soldiers went ashore that day anyway.

Americans have made their contribution to world history. With that secure, some of you need to stop bringing down your oh-so-righteous wrath on cultures who also have done their part.
Leaders of France: Clovis, Charles Martel, Charlemagne, Philip II, Louis IX, Saint Joan of Arc, Louis XIV, Marquis de Lafayette, Napoleon Bonaparte, Dumouriez, Henri Philippe Pétain (although rightly disgraced), Maxime Weygand, Charles de Gaulle.
by The Red-Hatted Plumber May 31, 2006
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francesca

thats easy.
its a girl who is italian, having to do with the mafia, practically runs the bitch, dont take no shit from no one, owns her man, not the other way around, handles the money, smokes the cigars, does the negotiating, etc.

She fuckin runs the city.
giovanni: ey! vito we have a meetin with-a francesca today, she wants to talk business!
vito: Oh shit!
by whatchuknowaboutdat. August 21, 2008
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Frances

Loves all animals, but most of all cats. Loves humor but will tell you when you cross the line. Frances' are kind and generous and always stand up for what they believe in. Is actually an amazing person inside and out, but won't believe it.
I saw frances petting a cat on the sidewalk
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Fort Frances

Fort Frances is a small town of about 7500 in Northwestern Ontario. It rests right on the border of the United States with a bridge connecting it to International Falls, Minnesota. Not a whole lot happens here except the Fort Frances Canadian Bass Championship every July but that has gone for a shit in the last few years. Other than that there is really nothing else to say.
Jimbob - "Went to Fort Frances last weekend."

Tedford - "How was that for ya?"

Jimbob - "Meh"
by Juiopy076543289 November 26, 2010
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france

US Generals commanding the NATO forces in Afghanistan have said that the French troops under their command are some of the best soldiers they have ever seen.
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France is an important ally of the US that is helping with the war on terror. They didn't support the war on Iraq because it had nothing to do with the war on terror.
by juan gomez May 10, 2005
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Tour de France

The most challenging sporting event in the world.
A marathon each day for 3 weeks.
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francela

Francela is a very cute person who could be loved and be her friend. She deserves a great man to be with anyone who turns their back would fall in love for her. She is the prettiest, cutest, smart, chill, and cool alive.
"Your so pretty want to be my friend."

"Francela is a defined person on Earth."
by Carla Garcia November 12, 2017
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