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floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.
I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie
by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014
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dixie floater

A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater
"yo you see the hot new girl from Adrian?"
"Yeah that broad is a Dixie Floater, stay clear Jimmy."
by 11mikey March 14, 2008
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broad floater

Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"

"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."

"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
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Facebook Flop

A female on facebook who appears hot in the photo, but in real life is a dissapointment.
Bro # 1: "Dude look at this girl, she is gorgeous."
Bro # 2: "Nah Bro, she is a facebook flop. She is in my biology lab and she is gross."
by Sticky Swine November 29, 2005
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Ghandi's Flip Flop

The dry mouth after affect of a night on the beer
Ive got amouth like ghandi's flip flop mate
by beefburglar June 11, 2004
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FLOETRY

A rhyme that isn't considered just poetry or just a flow, but a mixed version of both. In a way, a poem that can be rapped.
man 1: Yo, that's some sick rhyming there! How'd you write it?!
man 2: Thanks man. I just wrote a rhythamic poem so I can spit a flow to it too! I call it FLOETRY!
man 1: THAT'S ILL YO!
by Laayla July 23, 2008
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Flonty

Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.

He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
Flonty is a 21 year old newfag from Germany.
by Hollydollie June 12, 2009
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