Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.

Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

lightning-ning

when lightning strikes!

omg its lightning-ning outside!!

by TheRealDictionary January 3, 2009

Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

by JonDon November 28, 2012

Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008