flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011

Flavio Ivan

Bass Guitar player for the kick ass band Otherwise.

Flavio Ivan takes the bass to new levels for Otherwise.

by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011

flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014

flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016