Flicking Your Chunky

When you're masturbating around other people, and only stroke the tip to be as quiet as possible.

"Why's your hand in your pants? I bet you're flicking your chunky right now, you scallywag, you!"

by SpaceyStars January 25, 2023

Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.

Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!

by The___best! September 15, 2019

Flucking

When you get a girl off by using a flicking motions and hitting her clit with ur fingers. Also know as finger flicking fucking, flucking is huge in the south.

A gave my girl a good flucking last night until she screamed.

by Basset September 12, 2006

Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015

Flickinger

Well... To make a long story short it's female masturbation.
-Diddling your skittles
-The Jill to his Jack

Don't be embarrassed... It's perfectly normal... LILLIE. O_O

You should just... shut your blinds so I don't have to see that anymore. I've run out of film to keep up with you.

O_O

Lillian Flickinger I love her... O_O

by God, I love you Lillie O_O September 6, 2010

flaccinating

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.

Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.

by rg bloque July 31, 2011