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The Feels

The Feels is in the same family as the Succubus/Incubus. However, it feeds not on lust but on the soul energy released when a human heart bursts. To that end, the Feels will come to those witnessing or living through a particularly moving moment when their heart is fullest and add additional emotion until the heart can no longer contain the pressure. Despite the pain and panic this causes, many victims of The Feels will intentionally seek out material that makes them vulnerable to it. Scientists argue whether this is the result of brain damage in those individuals or if The Feels delivers an addictive surge of dopamine to ensure future feedings.

Studies have been hindered by extreme limb flailing and the incorporeal nature of the soul.
Researched by "Siwenna" of the interweb
"Carrie, let's watch Titanic!"
"No way, the Feels start swarming as soon as that damn song plays."

"Are you crying because of Sherlock again?"
"No, man, it's the Feels!"
by YellaCottonHat February 5, 2015
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feeps

The jittery feelings one experiences when they are about to get laid.
I got a major case of the feeps as I was booking the hotel.
by SpongeSeb November 18, 2014
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Feenstra

1) A Stupid Bitch who cheats
2) Someone who's Dad bought her fake Tits
3) A Person with "modelling aspirations" result in successful runs as a wet tshirt contest winner , or 2 seconds baring her family owned fake rack in a C List Hollywood film filmed in their backyard
"Dude did you hear, Meg finally landed a roll in that stupid movie she's been raving about."

"Are you Fuckin kidding me man! , that ho is so whack she's a dirty feenstra , shes using her dad bought fake tittes to try to get ahead, what a joke"
by Tweedle Deedee December 17, 2009
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feelsky

A feelsky is when you're hooking up with, making out with, dancing with, or flirting with a person of the opposite sex and while in the middle of one of these acts you grab a feelsky of the breast, ass, vagina, or penis.
When I was dancing with Shequanda I grabbed a feelsky of the fat ass.
by LouBas June 7, 2007
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The Feesh Clan

A group of people that are very feeshy:PP
The Feesh Clan
JSCHO
DCLAR
CHARR
BDIBO
TIMO
KDIM
MSCOT
so on
by The 2 feeshes March 5, 2009
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feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman
Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman
by 12ev3 July 28, 2014
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feces

A brownish yellow foul smelling substance emitted from the rectum of a human individual. Feces can be called stools and they can be hard or soft or watery. Medical opinion names these on a scale of one to ten. One being hard, ten being watery.

Feces are often sought after by coprogenics these being people who are sexually aroused by feces.

Coprogenics should not be confused with Coprophilia which is a deep love for feces, which might involve the smearing or storage or loving attention being given to feces.

Coprogenics is essentially the eating of feces and digestion of human feces, often seen by mentally subnormal, or else their close relative 'the genius'. W.A. Mozart was a feces eater, it eventually killed him in this thirties.

Eating feces is not uncommon and it is estimated that 1% of humans have indulged in this activity. Recent studies show that Danish, Japanese and Philippine nationals indulge in this activity, secretly, asian women particularly seem to enjoy eating feces although this is only 1.6% of the population.
Niroko my Japanese girlfriend was a secret coprogenic lady, I realised this when she asked me to defacate into her mouth, which I did and I was repulsed when I saw her swallow my soft brown load. Her face exhibited a joyous satisfied expression.
by Clinton Sounds March 28, 2005
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