February 7

Nationally give your crush a hoodie day

Boy: here you can have my hoodie
Crush: wait why?

Boy: it’s February 7th cutie

by Chicken farmer February 5, 2020

February 19th

National Meme Day. On this day we celebrate and indulge all memes all across the internet. So just send everyone you know the best or shittiest memes

“Hey what’s the date”
“February 19th”
“Oh shit it’s Joe’s birthday”
“Who’s Joe?”
“😏”

by uodamA October 17, 2019

February 26

The day the greatest person was born. He will become a genius
If you are born on this day you are a genius.

“He was born on February 26 he must be a genius”

by SSJBMave October 21, 2019

February 8th

Rat ass smacking day

February 8th is just the absolute best day to smack a rats ass (metaphorically or not who knows)

by Lime yeeter October 16, 2019

February 8th

If you were born on February 8th You are the most beautiful,smart and HOT 🥵 AF person ever anyone who dates you is lucky probably the most lucky person in the world

It’s my birthday on February 8th

by Ginga ninja 61 November 3, 2019

February 4

Kiss your crush on the lips today

On february 4th you kiss your crush, duh

by Madhater93939 February 2, 2021

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019