tared and feathered

when you skeet on a girl and then beat her with a pillow and make the feathers fall on her

dude i totaly tared and feathered your mom last night

by ben and justin February 2, 2008

fatherless

a guy thats gay and his father left him

a male/female that is homosexual and her or his father left them because. of that and they are fatherless

by the father of homophobics July 24, 2021

Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Fatherless Child

Hephaestus

Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

fatherboi

A fuckboi with mad dad vibes

They have glasses on?! What a fatherboi!

by Kungfufighting June 26, 2018

fathervera

The CEO of the future roblox strip club. She is also known to be a TikTok lord

yo you heard of fathervera?
brooo she’s the best

by FATHERVERA October 25, 2019