A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.
Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)
Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)
Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.
by Beryl December 16, 2005
Get the father in law mug.I'm kinda loosing too much games, when I picked up tidehunter and spirit breaker I were tranformed from n00b to MEGA FATHER!
by Robo9981 June 23, 2006
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A 1950s father is a dad who is not involved with thier child or children, even though they all live under the same roof. A 1950s father does not play, spend time or is emotionally involved with thier child. A 1950s father is typically stoic and distant to ones child, and are typically work-a-holics. The phrase comes from a generation of males (pre 1960s) that were raised to hid thier emotions, because it would seem unmanlike. 1950s father reley on thier wife to do all the parenting.
by Paul Della Valle July 16, 2004
Get the 1950s father mug.A British PRODUCED Irish comedy. (Of course, Ireland's not part of the UK though). It was written by two Irish guys (making it Irish!) and it's awesome. It's in the writing and acting, Irish writing, Irish acting = Irish show.
by AlanTheMan3436 August 23, 2006
Get the Father Ted mug.People who are so cringe their fathers can't stand them. This also refers to people who did not have enough guidance from a father, or are so cringe God himself left them. They include: Dream stans, Bakudeku shippers, Furries who think they are heroes, tiktokers faking disorders and much much more I can't get out of my brain.
Person 1: This random dude got angry because I told him Dream cheated
Person 2: *sigh* Just another Fatherless child-
Person 2: *sigh* Just another Fatherless child-
by crystal_chan_101 September 22, 2021
Get the Fatherless child mug.Actually, Tupac did eventually meet his biological father: Billy (William) Garland. After Tupac was shot five times on November 30, 1994, in New York, he met his father in the hospital. Before this, he had thought that his real father was dead. Tupac later would say "I thought my father was dead all my life. After I got shot, I looked up there was this nigga that looked just like me. And he was my father; that's when I found out. We still didn't take no blood test but the nigga looked just like me and the other nigga's dead so now I feel that I'm past the father stage."
After Tupac's death, Afeni and Billy sent a sample of Tupac's blood to Long Beach Genetics, who did the DNA testing, and the probability of Afeni and Billy being Tupac's parents was 99.97% - a match.
After Tupac's death, Afeni and Billy sent a sample of Tupac's blood to Long Beach Genetics, who did the DNA testing, and the probability of Afeni and Billy being Tupac's parents was 99.97% - a match.
Tupac's father figures ("Tupac's fathers"):
~Tupac's stepfather, Mutulu Shakur, was arrested in 1986 for allegedly planning and executing the 1981 "Brinks Robbery" where an armored car was robbed and two New York policemen and a binks gaurd were killed; he is currently serving out his 60-year jail sentence.
~Tupac's godfather, a gangster by the name of Geronimo Pratt, was also jailed for nearly the entirety of Tupac's life; he was recently released after Tupac's death after serving 27 years of a 25-to-life murder sentence.
~Legs - got Afeni (Tupac's mother) addicted to crack
~Tupac's stepfather, Mutulu Shakur, was arrested in 1986 for allegedly planning and executing the 1981 "Brinks Robbery" where an armored car was robbed and two New York policemen and a binks gaurd were killed; he is currently serving out his 60-year jail sentence.
~Tupac's godfather, a gangster by the name of Geronimo Pratt, was also jailed for nearly the entirety of Tupac's life; he was recently released after Tupac's death after serving 27 years of a 25-to-life murder sentence.
~Legs - got Afeni (Tupac's mother) addicted to crack
by Ramsey22 October 10, 2005
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Jared: “bruh no wonder why your dad left you.” (sighs) “what a fatherless child”
Jared: “bruh no wonder why your dad left you.” (sighs) “what a fatherless child”
by Trippie Beast August 7, 2021
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