Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.

Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow

by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 20, 2020

Daddy faster

Touch grass you bunghole

FUCK ME DADDY FASTER UWU

by Bojler eladó July 26, 2023

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025