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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011
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Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012
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"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."

"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
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a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
by anki24 February 25, 2012
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A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
Juan: Idk I feel like I have no friends man...
Hardy: Well do you have a Facebook account?
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
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To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
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Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.

A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.

There are two symptom groups for this virus.

The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.

The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".

Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.
You have the Facebook virus !
by Citizen Nezitic June 4, 2015
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