Facebook

A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-

Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!

I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.

by kirE April 24, 2006

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 08, 2018

Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.

Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook

by The Pasta Man October 01, 2020

Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 04, 2019

Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 22, 2017