funde

fundeez nuts.

person: hey do you support funde?
Person 2: what's funde?
Person: fundeez nuts.

by diskcanfly June 6, 2021

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Freezing funds

Can they un-freeze them?

Hym "Are the doing that deliberately? Are they freezing funds deliberately or..."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

Trust Fund Communist

(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against

1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist

by supersoapy August 8, 2023

funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.

What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018