ford

Fag Opens Rear Daily

I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

by D² May 25, 2003

ford

wen written backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

by Fords are made from reused parts April 29, 2005

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb

Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted

by Chevys better December 11, 2019

Ford

FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)

Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”

by Vince740 July 2, 2018

Ford

A car that is useless and a piece of shit

A Ford is a piece of shit and deserves destruction

by TheUltimateEnbyBloodGod February 13, 2021

Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb

Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted

by Chevys better December 11, 2019