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I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

by D² May 25, 2003

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wen written backwards:

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it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

by Fords are made from reused parts April 29, 2005

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1. A four-lettered word beginning with "F"

2. An American automotive company that has recently emasculated 4x4 trucks by assembling them from aluminum. The company has gotten a few things right such as the Ford 9-inch axle and the 300 ci I6, among others. If you buy one, get one with good aftermarket that is fairly straightforward to work on.

Jim: Hey, bro, I bought a '98 Ford Ranger!
Reuben: Hmm, add 285's, a 2.5" lift kit, a Detroit locker in back, a Warn Zeon 10,000 lb. winch, upgraded leaf suspension, headers, K&N Intake, 6" HID's, and custom bumpers, and maybe you can keep up with my stock Z71. ;-)

by ActiveShooter39 August 28, 2017

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FuckedOnRaceDay FixedOnRaceDay FoundOnRoadsideDead FixOrRepairDaily FlippedOverRussianDuneBuggy FuckerOnlyRunsDownHill ForOnlyRetardedDrivers. What do you call a ford at the top of a hill? A miracle, now what do you call two fords at the top of a hill? A mirage. Aluminum bodied dented up leaking wreck. When it leaks it’s owner says it’s marking its territory. Simply a piece of crap. The brand you think of while listening to Ode to my car by Adam Sandler (you should look that song up it explains ford better than I do)

Bob, “Wow! Is that a ford or a can of Campbell’s chunky loaded chicken corn chowder!” Bill, “no it’s my ford.” Bob, “I actually couldn’t tell!” Bill, “if you have a problem with it you can leave!” Bob, “that’s okay it wouldn’t be able to carry my weight anyway.”

by Vince740 July 2, 2018

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