Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by уour mum April 2, 2025

Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.

Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.

by I Always Tell The Truth(wink) August 29, 2025

football guy

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

by Pharr August 26, 2017

Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.

“What are you looking at on Football Twitter”

“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”

by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019

Football Twitter

FtblAdxm is a nonce

i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him

by FtblAdxmisanonce May 28, 2019

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009