flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

flobber fairy

A flobber fairy is someone changes themselves to fit into certain crowds.

Gosh why does she have to be such a flobber fairy.

by Popasquirt. February 10, 2025

Flobble Gobble

Two women talking bullshit

They were talking flobble gobble.

by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025

Floobs

Floobs is a YouTube Streamer and Valorant player.

Hey, Floobs just started streaming! Let's go watch him.

by FloobsC February 27, 2026

flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.

Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.

by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025

flooble flobble

Said when one either has nothing else to say or wishes to be weird. Usually said out of the blue with no added context (but can be used in a functioning sentence). The word can mean many things, from one's biggest wishes and desires to spiders.

...OMG IT'S A FLOOBLE FLOBBLE!

by NessietheLochNessMonster April 28, 2020