fix bayonets

i'll fight. anscestrally molecularly, and physically to the death.

they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

big fixed

Big Fixed is when you log into a Windows server to perform maintenance and you're immediately asked to reboot. This is due to the BigFix application applying patches and being super lame.

I just logged into that server and got big fixed!

by deebeerummer February 11, 2010

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012

Indian fix

To assemble scraps or random items together to fix a problem.

I didn't have a bandaid so i used some tape and a sheet of toilet paper to wrap my finger; just a quick indian fix while hiking

by Giuseppe and Louis June 25, 2017

Jabbawalkee Fix

A person who is asian and black

Man he is a Jabbawalkee Fix

by ferfsdverg March 10, 2009

potential fix

For when developers make a fix for a bug in software that is hard to reproduce/pinpoint

Cyberrock 1950 v1000 Change Notes:
-Potential fix for a bug where a NPC can't stop dancing
-Potential fix for a bug where the last boss would permanently play the dancing animation
-Potential fix for a bug where NPC's in a wheelchair suddenly start walking

by Jhrino June 7, 2021

Magpie fix

A quick, often temporary, sense of satisfaction a person feels after seizing an opportunity to buy the latest and greatest bright shiny object that hits the market.

"My wife suffers from magpie syndrome and gets her 'magpie fix' when she sees bright shiny objects and then buys them."

"Chris gets his 'magpie fix' every time he uses his credit card"

by Maggie the Magpie December 17, 2009