faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.
Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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faux bo

a faux bo is a hobo (homeless person) who doesnt look like a hobo.
faux bo's might have certain possesions that make you wonder if they are actually hobos.
that hobo has an iPod! That has got to be a faux bo.
by Sarah (giggles) April 10, 2008
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faux real

Pronounced the same as "fo' real," this is a way to deceive people (especially friends, family, and co-workers) without their knowledge. Simply reply "faux real" and they think you have the same reaction or feel the same way as they do. In reality, you are saying "fake real," so you feel the opposite way but do not want to hurt anyone's feelings. Works well with small children.
Jan: I think these sweat pants look nice on my womanly curves!

Cyndi: Faux real, they do!!
by mockingbird21 November 20, 2008
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Faux Newz

just another subpar satire site.
Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.co.uk.
When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.
by zue creu December 06, 2004
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faux real

When something is real, but it's fake at the same time.
Good actors are faux real because they can fake an emotion really well like it's real, but since it's acting, the emotion is fake! Faux Real!!


Pronounced "fo-real"
You wanna join the club FauxReal at UC Merced? We got some good actors in it!!

Dude, you're faux real.
by bananalicious! December 08, 2008
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faux hipster

A person who dresses like a counter culture hipster but actually embraces main stream and moderate believes.
She has a legit bible verse tattooed to her, what a faux hipster.
by sometimesifaint March 17, 2008
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faux sceney

someone who tries way too hard to be so called "scene."
they most likely go to the scene queen for um "scene tips,"
and sometimes they even start to look like the "scene queen."

not only that, but their personality undergoes a significant change for the worse;
fake.
megan langford.
obviously the first human clone.
(of nicole keith, aka the scene police.)
"omg nicole does my bandana look perfect along with my aviators?!"
wtf.
i hope i don't look faux sceney.
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