faunt

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Failtastic

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Person 1: I got my penis stuck in the gutter.
Person 2: What the... How?
Person 1: I fell down. While I was biking. With no clothes on.
Person 2: What the f*ck... wowwwww... how failtastic.

by Peter Buckett November 8, 2009

Faulknerize

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.

by Furry Trout March 18, 2010

fauntie

Fun aunt with a cuter and more personalized touch to the word.
Also see faunt

Kid's Mom: I'm dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a fauntie!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Failtown

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.

Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.

by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

Faulstick

The last name of a long line of mammoth warriors. Often known for slaying medieval gnome zombies. The present family is now the Pacific Northwest's official lawfirm for victims of bear and/or pony assaults.

Frank: Dude I was mauled by a bear riding a pony!

Mitch: That sucks. You should get hold of the Faulstick law firm. They'll help you out. And that's a bond Frank, a bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.

by JimJabJibbers October 27, 2008