Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

festering

The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".

I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.

by Lipless Nate April 14, 2008

fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021

fasten

to put a thing on a thing and use another thing to keep the thing on the thing

fasten your seatbelts

by Svendesen Alaskamericasmaximas June 19, 2016

Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.

"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004