Verb.
F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
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Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.
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Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.
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Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)
I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.
by Wyeth October 3, 2009
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