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Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 25, 2010
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Tickle fart

when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles
Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"

Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"

Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."
by truckintim87 March 29, 2009
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territorial fart

The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:

"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
by disathome October 11, 2009
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Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles.
person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?

person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D
by Blue_Sky555 August 9, 2012
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fartasm

The feeling of great pleasure after passing a wicked ass fart which has been held for a great amount of time.
Damn. I rotted one so bad, I think I had a fartasm.
by chicachica_boomboom April 17, 2009
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Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
by Roberto83 December 6, 2009
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