daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

Cobalt Express

A sexual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having anal intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one's penis. This act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her.

That model is so hot I would Cobalt Express her.

by D. Lafferriere September 28, 2007

seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Hot Mess Express

...a group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.

C'mon ladies, it Tuesday! All aboard the Hot Mess Express!

by Delilah Foxx November 10, 2009

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

Browntown Express

When someone drops a steaming turd in a subway seat, and the train ends up going all the way to the end of the line with the log just sitting there.

"Man, who dropped that browntown express over there?" It's going to end up in Yonkers!

by Rhainman September 6, 2013

UPS Express

A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.

UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.

by Brian Surette August 14, 2006