Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

Evan

Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck

"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"

by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022

evan

a lil hoe

evans a lil hoe

by evan the hoe November 25, 2018

evan

- dick
- gay
-you

evan is a gay dick

by jeffefefefefef June 24, 2019

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021

Evan

Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.

“That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”

by xoxo gossip gorl October 14, 2019

Evan

To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them

Evan is so dope

by Evan yo February 9, 2017