Escortation

A four year major available at select colleges around the world consisting of learning on how to become a professional escort in Vegas and many other cities world wide. The only one found in the United States is at UNLV or University of Las Vegas Nevada, conveniently on the strip.

"Natalie wanted to become the best escort in the world. That is why she pursued an escortation degree at UNLV"

by 16 oz. October 13, 2011

escorpulate

Steal, purloin, flinch, snag, make off with, surreptitiously confiscate.

Because his company was heavy on procurement bureaucracy, Lennie had to escorpulate the server out of the datacenter after hours.

by arne saknussem January 28, 2005

Escopetarra

An Escopetarra is a gun that has been modified and turned into a guitar, they are used as a peace symbol. The name come from two spanish words, escopeta (shotgun) and guitarra (guitar). They were invented by a Colombian peace activist César López in 2003.

'My mate got an escopetarra for his birthday, he fainted in awe of it.'

by Dinglemouse February 24, 2010

mirian escobar

harry styles future wife she loves cats and food. you will always see her with a bow and makeup. She can be sassy and will get what she wants. Don't say no to her. But She is a true friend and very loyal.she is a true directioner and her and harry would make the best couple I ship it

Mirian escobar and harry styles make a cute couple

by thetruthhurtshoney January 22, 2014

Escots

A reference term to the supermarket Tesco. Used by those who seek not to be associated with the sometimes lower class image of that store. (Created by removing the 'T' from Tesco to the end of the word.)

In conversation: Oh, we need some milk. I'll nip to Escots.

by Dub, IE June 29, 2008

Pablo Escobar

I am Pablo Escobar I mean edgelord_69_boobie and Pablo Escobar is not my name

DONT ARREST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pablo Escobar was a Columbian drug lord and was not me

by Daddy D COVERED WITH SURRUP October 17, 2017

Escolastica

Comes from the Latin and means admirable mother and/or teacher. Mexicans will name their daughters Escolastica usually after the child's grandma. They do it after asking God and the Virgen de Guadalupe for a huge favor and if God complies they will name their daughter Escolastica without giving it a second thought. An Escolastica will get made fun of until she develops at which time guys will say its a beautiful name as a poor excuse for a compliment. Don't name your child Escolastica because its a hard name for non-Mexicans to say and the name will be butchered over and over again.

Teacher: "John Smith"

John Smith: "Here!!"

Teacher:"...Now this one is a little hard, so I'm sorry if I don't say it right....Es-..UM..-c..."

Escolastica: "Its pronounced ES-CH-LUHS-TEE-KA, Mrs."

by chica_22 February 5, 2010