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never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!
by seventhson June 23, 2010
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Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.
by maphew December 4, 2013
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Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.
Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.
by SirMrJim March 13, 2012
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Endy

A person who will not get off his bike ever. Typically lanky, long haired, and with a goatee. Frequently confused for a skater because of their attire and killer looks, but in reality they are really all about their bikes.
Oh that dude that just passed up all those cars on his bike? Yeah that's just Endy.
by katsnstuff February 1, 2019
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Endangerizmo

A party at which multiple endangered species are eaten.
I sure am glad I came to this Endangerizmo! Pass me that Bald Eagle pie!
by Toolmusik January 14, 2008
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Endycott

Endycott is the name of Champions. Usually set aside for the most noble of people
King Endycott
by king endycott February 25, 2011
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Endancement

En-dance-ment.
Enhancement through dancing. To enhance a statement or emphasize a point with a dance.
Ex: No one at the office got my presentation, so I made some endancements to it, and it was a hit
by Heindle November 26, 2016
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