Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.
Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.
You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.
Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.
You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.
Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.
by Wes July 27, 2004
People that listen to the worst music in the world and are really stupid. They all say they're straight-edge, and they don't know that say that is really fucking stupid. They cry all the time and have lame pansy-ass mosh pits. The boys wear eyeliner and girl pants ans die their hair black. They put x's around their names (i.e. XxsarahxX) and the bands have stupid names (i.e. Black Love, Your Tears Shattered My Heart). Emo kids cut themselves, but should do it to the point that they all die because I hate them. ALL OF THEM are unique.
1. My sister is an emo kid.
2. The guitarist of My Chemical Romance, a horrible emo band, has stickers that say "PANSY" on his guitar.
3. Emo kids are fucking stupid and should all die.
2. The guitarist of My Chemical Romance, a horrible emo band, has stickers that say "PANSY" on his guitar.
3. Emo kids are fucking stupid and should all die.
by George Harrison August 05, 2005
5 reasons to avoid emo kids
1 they dress up weird
2 I won't be surprised if they had piercings of their hands
3 says they are depressed but is just another fatherless child
4 always says they want to die but does not have the courage to
5 they wear heavy eyeliner to make it look like they're sleep deprived( at least thats what I think)
However, some emo kids are quite chill and they won't be a pain in the ass to deal with
1 they dress up weird
2 I won't be surprised if they had piercings of their hands
3 says they are depressed but is just another fatherless child
4 always says they want to die but does not have the courage to
5 they wear heavy eyeliner to make it look like they're sleep deprived( at least thats what I think)
However, some emo kids are quite chill and they won't be a pain in the ass to deal with
Bob is a person
Bob avoids and ignores emo kids to prevent conflict and drama from happening
Be like bob
Bob avoids and ignores emo kids to prevent conflict and drama from happening
Be like bob
by Abosluteclown October 05, 2021
how to identify an 'emo kid':
-they listen too emo music
-they let everyone beat them up/pick at them
-they hide in dark corners
-they cry all the time
-they slit their wrists
-wear old, dirty clothes
-have "emo hair"(short in the back and a long piece covering one have of their face in the front)
-usually don't have too many friends; sometimes none
-most have "emo glasses" or "nerd glasses"
-worship emo bands(my chemical romance/the used/taking back sunday/hawthorne heights ect.)
-they're always sad or mad; NEVER happy.
-sometimes they like to scream
-they listen too emo music
-they let everyone beat them up/pick at them
-they hide in dark corners
-they cry all the time
-they slit their wrists
-wear old, dirty clothes
-have "emo hair"(short in the back and a long piece covering one have of their face in the front)
-usually don't have too many friends; sometimes none
-most have "emo glasses" or "nerd glasses"
-worship emo bands(my chemical romance/the used/taking back sunday/hawthorne heights ect.)
-they're always sad or mad; NEVER happy.
-sometimes they like to scream
emo kid:*sitting under a tree*
random person:"hello."
emo kid:"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
random person:"...?"
random person:"hello."
emo kid:"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! *runs away crying*
random person:"...?"
by Heather May 14, 2005
An emo kid is someone who, because of his or her poor self-image, feels the need to segregate himself from the bulk of the society. By presenting a ridiculously exaggerated appearance of individuality, the emo kid bolsters his ego-centricity, thereby masking a sense of alienation behind the mirage-like appearance of self-solidarity.
Emo kids, who are sometimes referred to as "whining children", derive their sense of identity against that which is outside the narrow "emo" canon of thinking. They are often viewed as pests by those with a sense of self-confidence.
Identifying characteristics include badly written poetry, the perception of talent where no such talent exists, be it in self or admired "artists", a style of dress that reflects the ill-sophistication of a parrot's hierarchy, and a general lack of awareness as to how the world really works and how things actually are. Generally speaking, emo kids understand the world by comparing it to a childishly unrealistic system of ideals.
Emo kids, who are sometimes referred to as "whining children", derive their sense of identity against that which is outside the narrow "emo" canon of thinking. They are often viewed as pests by those with a sense of self-confidence.
Identifying characteristics include badly written poetry, the perception of talent where no such talent exists, be it in self or admired "artists", a style of dress that reflects the ill-sophistication of a parrot's hierarchy, and a general lack of awareness as to how the world really works and how things actually are. Generally speaking, emo kids understand the world by comparing it to a childishly unrealistic system of ideals.
Emo kid (unisex): "Once I took 8 Tylenol and slit my wrists sideways. My parents took me to the hospital in their BMW* and the doctors sent me to a psychiatrist, but I don't take the pills he gave me because I hate the pharmaceutical industry, it's so corrupt and evil. Lets go down to Cafe Bean and write haiku on our laptops."
* The VW Jetta is also quite common in this scenario.
* The VW Jetta is also quite common in this scenario.
by Ped March 29, 2006
Well as far as i read, all the definition of "emo kid" were by...you guessed it, emo kids. I personally don't care that you are "in touch with your emotions" and are "loving towards one another". I'm going to hate you because I'm a close-minded, sadistic mother fucker and I hate emos. I really hope you die.
Oh, and for those of you that put that difference between "cool" emos and "gay" emos, then preach about how you shouldn't label people, congradulations, your a hypocrite...pussies.
Oh, and for those of you that put that difference between "cool" emos and "gay" emos, then preach about how you shouldn't label people, congradulations, your a hypocrite...pussies.
"Woot im an emo kid, I say Im sad and post blogs on forums telling people im sad. I have no problems in my upper-middleclass suburban life but i make shit up anyway. I love attention, and mascara. I love a good mascara."
by Sadisticity May 31, 2006
There are two varieties of Emo Kids:
1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.
2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.
1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.
2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.
Two types of emo kids
Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...
Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*
Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...
Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*
by Anaria1000 September 23, 2005