vehicle engineer

When you drive a car off a cliff or off a road by an "accident" during a race, especially in a video game.

Did you see that? Rithed wasn't paying attention and he pulled a vehicle engineer!

by GucciAirFryer September 15, 2015

Space Engine

A fancy game with fancy graphics where you fly around space finding randomly generated stars, galaxies, nebulae, and real things of all kind. Heck, you can even find planets with life! Also its only gonna get even fancier once v0.990 comes out with "Raymarched" nebulae and other things that make the game even fancier. But you need a good computer to play it due to its fanciness, and its 1 GB in size.

Random Dude: Hey have you played Space Engine? I have a GTX 970 and it works fine!
Other Dude: Nah I have a Pentium I can't run that.

by The Maltese Empire May 14, 2018

Arduino engineer

Someone who is into electronics, or so he says, but doesnt know anything beyond arduino. The kind of person to pay 3 times the price for a pack of resistors just because it says "Arduino compatible" in the title.
Usually uses example codes, modified versions of example codes, or drag n' drop tools like scratch, as he doesn't really know how to program either.

P1: You are into electronics right? How can I wire this 555 timer to make this led blink?
P2: Its easier than that, just use open this blink sketch
P3: Wow, you must be an Arduino engineer.

by ficolas March 27, 2018

to edwin

to nuke a whole project into oblivion because it contains a misspelled word / slight error somewhere

i had to edwin our whole master branch

by edvin42069 November 15, 2022

Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007

Engineer's syndrome

A tendency for some engineers to believe that they can solve complex problems in unrelated fields (economics, philosophy, etc) by applying typical engineering strategies (mathematical modeling, etc) despite lacking domain knowledge in the field.

"The volatility of financial markets can be minimized by using control theory to model the market as a second-order system."
"That's just your engineer's syndrome talking."

by Honkwicher April 5, 2021

Clout Engineer

Someone who has completely mastered the art of gaining clout for their own personal financial or personal gain.

"Kylie Jenner Is Definitely A Clout Engineer"

by Brandon Packard October 7, 2019