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Probably the coolest name anyone could possibly have, you have to be pretty special to be name ebony.

anyone whos name isnt ebony are very jealous indeed
"oh my god her name is ebony"
"dam i wish that was my name"
by princess albert June 17, 2008
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ebonics

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From Monty Python's Ebonics language lesson...
(classical music plays)
And now, todays Ebonic Language lesson...

"Meeting Girls!"

1."My,you're a lovely young lady..."

"DA--, bit--, youz a fine muther f-er"

DA--, bit--, yous a fine mother f-er(*ding*)

2."Let's go for a ride, shall we?..."

hey baby, lets jump in my lo-rider, and lets rotate these tires!

Hey baby, lets jump in my low-rider, and lets rotate these tires... (*ding*)


3."You are beutiful.I would like to make love to you..."

Da--bi--, u'r stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!

Da--bi--, your stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey...

4."Greeting old friends..."

Hello, sir

Whad~up?... dawg!

Whadup... dawg(*ding*)

5.May I borrow some money ?

hey, let me hold some me n's, i will hit you back on the first , my brother.

Hey, let me hold some me n's, I will hit you back on the first, my brother.(*ding*)

6.You dont have it? Thanks anyway...

F--- YOU!

F---you.(*ding*)

7. Making new friends...

Hello, sir...

WhadUP!

WhadUP.(*ding*)

8. I admire your fashionable running shoes...

Drop dem nikes off yo ass befo i blast u muther f-er!

Drop them nikes off yo ass before i blast you mother f-er.(*ding*)

I used to be a stuck-up white boy fake in the funk... bump that, I aint no bull---- to the front street no more, thanks to the wake-up crew's Ebonics Language Lesson

Available in a hood near you...
by Russell Duce January 30, 2005
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ebonics

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A version of english made up of a variety of slang words. Stands for ebony and phonics. Widely spoken among the african american culture.
"Holla holla, my homey!"
"Yo dawg, whats crack-a-lackin'?"
"It's all good up herre in dis hood"
"Tight!"
by Amber April 3, 2003
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ebonically pleasing

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I love this website, there's always been some words I'm unclear about in ghetto talk so it's good to have this as a reference so I can sound ebonically pleasing to my friends!
by dp916 January 11, 2003
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Ebony lesbian

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The word Ebony derives from native the southern India and Sri Lanka from where various beautiful tropical trees of the genus are found. They are a hard, heavy, durable wood, most highly prized when lustrously black.

Ebony Lesbian is an African-American/Black female in which is a lesbian and beautiful is often referred to as an Ebony Lesbian.
Damn, I would love Kapri Styles to be my Ebony Lesbian.
by Maserati Italian May 7, 2009
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Ebony and Ivory

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The names of Dante's signature pistols from Devil May Cry. As their names suggest, one is silver, and the other is black as night.
Ebony and Ivory are too weak for me, I prefer the sword.
by Samurai Frank January 16, 2008
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EBONICS

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Ebonics is the language of African-American Ancestry, struggle, pain, intelligence, love, mercy, understanding, survival, resistance, and enjoyment. Ebonics, represents that warm place in the hearts of many of us African-Americans, when we think about our Ancestors, who could not speak nor understand English, but struggled to speak a language they were not taught formally for hundreds of years. Ebonics allows us to connect with our Ancestors through language. Ebonics is a language that is celebrated, enjoyed, and spoken intentionally by me, because it is easy on my tongue, fun, creative, and saves time. I 'respect' Standard English, but I 'LOVE' Ebonics and Slang, because they are a part of me - a decent and meaningful part of MY history, My culture, and MY family. My Ancestors spoke Ebonics while they cried in pain, but now, I can speak Ebonics while I smile with joy.
Standard English Example:
Question: What do you need to do?
Answer: I need to take the time, to gather the information, and then double check it, to see if I am correct in my facts; Then I have to package it and take it to the Post Office, so that I can get it insured, to make sure I don't lose my valuable work.

Ebonics Example:
Question: What cha' gawn do?
Answer: Lawd ha' murcy! I nee' ta git dis stuff togetha
and take it ta da Post office, and git me some insurance!
by Saboorah June 27, 2009
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