Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me
Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore
by Adrian_dododo July 8, 2021

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

by Umojanow328 May 11, 2018

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.
by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011
