hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

ear buddying

Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.

I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.

by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019

Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.

I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear

by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019

beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Dog-ear

Giving someone hickies, especially near the ear/upper neck area

Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me

Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore

by Adrian_dododo July 8, 2021