hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 20, 2019

ear hug

When two people lean in so far during an endearing hug, their ears connect.

During their goodbye rituals, they gave each other an ear hug.

by Umojanow328 March 17, 2018

beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 29, 2013

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 09, 2018

Dog-ear

Giving someone hickies, especially near the ear/upper neck area

Alex: I fucked your sister lmao
Mason: Well I’ll dog-ear your girlfriend, don’t try me

Ethan: Dude I dog-eared Casey last night, and she didn’t cover up any of the hickies when I saw her at work this morning
Tyler: What a whore

by Adrian_dododo July 08, 2021