Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugene

Eugene is a smart person. He is a trustworthy and a genius friend with constant ideas.

Abby: did you hear about the new eugene coming to our class?
Joe: Yes, I heard he's real smart.

by Udic people June 22, 2023

Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023

Eugene

A weird guy who looks like an egg and never goes outside.
“Kid, you crossed the line.”-Eugene

Eugene is a special type of human or shall I call an egg

by GdXyhd July 13, 2024

Eugene

an egg.

Eugene's head looks like an egg.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Eugene

A weird looking boy who has nothing better to do than annoy people (and is weirdly energetic)

You are a Eugene you talk too much

by Raise your yayaya January 8, 2025

Eugene Backpack

Noun:
A carrying book bag of any sort or size, preferably something large enough to carry a fire arm in.

"Eugene was reaching into his backpack when in the classroom and all was silent..."

"The police investigated a eugene backpack, only to find zipties, a fedora, and a loaded nine milimeter handgun."

by innocentEugenewithbackpack May 27, 2016