beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.

I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear

by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019

hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014