hipster's ear

An ear with scars under the earlobe from pulling off shirts that are 2 sizes too small.

1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.

by agninaoakz September 20, 2014

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018

ear spray

overflow sounds from someone listening to their ipod too loud,
possibly first coined by an npr editorial.

sitting on the train for four hours with ear spray on me from the raging 15 year old brittany fan, what fun.

by tim brown from downtown July 19, 2006

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Thick ear

A British idiom meaning to hit someone on the side of the head, usually on the ear.

Mum: If you don't stop crying about McDonald's giving you a girl's toy instead of a boy's toy, I'm going to give you a thick ear.

by Terrum December 19, 2019

ear buddying

Two people sharing a soundtrack using only one pair of headphones, aka wax swapping.

I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.

by j-biz da muzak man May 14, 2011