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dumbfucked 

the rusult of being burned so bad your still studdering in amazment at the other persons comment
Q: dude did you hear what tom called jeff?

A: yea after that he was totally dumbfucked.
dumbfucked by sumoman25 March 11, 2009

Dumbbucket

it is a person who is unusually dumb. they usually get yelled at by their moms when using this remark.
lydia once said oh my gosh my cousin gabi is such a dumbbucket.
Dumbbucket by gabsss November 28, 2011

dumbfucktitude 

(dum-FUK-ti-tood) adj. describes the condition of being a flagrant dumb fuck.
Maggie solicited sex for money from a uniformed police officer, thus exhibiting her dumbfucktitude.

Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck 

1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.

2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.

Plural:

1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks

2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers

Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"

2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"

3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"

4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"

5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"

Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"

Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuck by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
a stupid person that does and says stupid things

if u don't know wat dumb fuck means ur dumb fuck
dude 1:damn she gots curves
dumb fuck:no lesbians and gays are curved
dude 1:STFU u dumb fuck

DUMBFUCKERY

Any stupid and idiotic comment, rule or law, based on ignorance, prejudice, or inflexible dogma.
Opinions and thoughts based on assumptions
Arguments by people who do not understand logical fallacies

Laws that are antiquated
Pitbulls are evil and mean
Marijuana is a gateway drug
I know global warming is a fact because its hot outside
Anyone who thinks Trump is bad but is okay with Bill Clinton
All examples of dumbfuckery
DUMBFUCKERY by wicked hazel July 20, 2018