a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

by Red Ducks August 24, 2017

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Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003

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retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

by spartan104 June 26, 2008

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baby ducks

Amazingly soft pussy, often of a chubby girl.

Guy: Man, I fucked that chubby chick from the party three times last night

Guy's Buddy: Good pussy, huh?

Guy: Like baby ducks.

Guy's Buddy: Nice!

by I Fuck Mothers February 21, 2011

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Feed the Ducks

Used on the website Stargate-Alpha.com in an attempt to get people off the computer for being obsessive about playing the games and reading everything on there about Stargate.

Feed the Ducks, because they have a life and you don't!

by ~Oma~ July 25, 2011