ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .

bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

by wheelie boi May 16, 2018

Dorking

In online chess during a time scramble, the making of moves that forces your opponent to use up valuable seconds parrying strange, unexpected, and empty threats. You might use up all your pieces with mindless sac checks, or attack with your king.

1) I set out to dork him from the start. however, had i slowed down I might have made something of that middle game.

2) I gave that WGM a supreme dorking last night!

by e123h September 19, 2011

space-docking

space⋅dock⋅ing speys-dok-ing

–noun
1. the act of two spacecraft joining together.

2. the act of a person or inserting feces into the vagina of another female person.

3. the act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.

Yes in the Aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy...however I believe there is a more accurate description...
"Okay, obviously there's a bit of confusion here, after reading the video and comments. "Docking" is when a man rolls his foreskin over another man's penis. Using a frozen shit (usually in a condom) as a dildo is an Alaskan Pipeline. Space-docking is when one person shits in to another person's ass and they pass the shit back and forth between each other, shitting it in to each others' asses. Kind of like Lady and the Tramp, but only with shit instead of spaghetti."
-petrofang
a comment on you tube video - GaBDZEMmJHA

by bob saget 007 May 29, 2009

Dry Docking

When you have anal sex without lubrication.

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009

Docking Station

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.

After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.

by Klarsh March 14, 2009

deep space docking

when a guy shits into another guys asshole

after normal space docking lost its glamor... i decided to line up with Mick and try some DEEP space docking

by the crazy russian March 23, 2010

space-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: Glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(female)'s vagina.

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; I was wrong.... I had just gotten over the flu and my shit was still very soft with some chunks, at first everything was going well as the opening chunk was moving smoothly into her vagina... But then the softer flu-poo came rushing out in a terrible brown flow, (across her stomach and squirting through her butt-cheeks from two different directions). This was a very foolish attempt at a long lost art, and some say myth; I can tell you however it IS possible, with the right woman, and the proper, firm, log-shaped dookie. Needless to say this event ended our thirty-two years of blissful matrimony.

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009