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Und-Diving

The act of engaging in sexual activity with a obese member of the opposite or same sex.

Origin
The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.
I met a really nice girls last week at the party and ended up Und-Diving the next morning
by yee-mcgee July 9, 2010
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Digital dividend

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011
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Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.
The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
by ericmanoa September 4, 2013
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long division

Why does she need to approach everything like long division?
by g70 March 30, 2016
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dash-diving

You are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your passenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. Rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your 'pay scale', you quickly grab your passenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin' out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.
She: "What the hell are you doin'? Are you dash-diving me from your friends?"
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
by Dorkasaurus Mt. Girl March 14, 2017
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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9 is divine

It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.
Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
by rhombusshapedleaf February 2, 2022
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