The act of engaging in sexual activity with a obese member of the opposite or same sex.
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The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.
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The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.
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Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
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The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
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Get the long division mug.You are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your passenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. Rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your 'pay scale', you quickly grab your passenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin' out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.
She: "What the hell are you doin'? Are you dash-diving me from your friends?"
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
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She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!
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Get the magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair mug.It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.
Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
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